Friday, February 29, 2008


there's a riot going on

“It’s 3 a.m. and your children are safe and asleep,” says a narrator as threatening music surges over dark black-and-white images.

There’s a world crisis and the White House phone is ringing. “Your vote will decide who answers that call,” the narrator says. “Whether it’s someone who already knows the world’s leaders, knows the military — someone tested and ready to lead in a dangerous world.”


"Bill, unplug that cigar and get your fat ass over here immediately. There's some sort of world crisis going on."

Thursday, February 28, 2008


mother superior jumped the gun

in a last desperate attempt to woo texan voters hillary has roped in successful media guru phil spector:


to come up with a winning campaign song. phil's first instinct was to go with, "happiness is a warm gun", but after taking a couple of valium he came up with this one: hillary's prayer

so don't forget, all you texan guys, if you want to help hillary remember john.

Wednesday, February 27, 2008


do not forsake me oh my darling


looks like the minutes are ticking away for hillary. she took another kick in the ass from barry on the tv debate last night. and texas looms on the 4th of may...


"Good news for you and Chelly, Bill. I'll be spending more time with the family after next Tuesday."

Tuesday, February 26, 2008


that's the way to do it

i guess it was inevitable that hillary and barry would end up knocking each other on the head like punch and judy:


but remember guys that at the end of the show it's the old crocodile who makes off with the sausages.

Monday, February 25, 2008


obama in black gay muslim communist scandal!


"Hill's just pissed off cos I look sexier than she does."

Friday, February 15, 2008


and in the end...

this arrived in the post from frisco today. cripes is still the boss, right?


John: So Paulie, what you been up to?
Paul: Oh, you know...making crap LPs mostly.
John: too....

Saturday, February 02, 2008


a wave out on the ocean could never move that way


fans who have been checking in regularly and wondering what manho has been up to recently will be delighted to learn that he's been working on a new manho project... poetry.

yes, you heard me right, poetry, but hey, hold on... don't switch off the set... it's not just any old poetry, it's italian poetry and the manho team has been translating it into what could roughly be described as english.

and it's none of your moon/june/balloon crap either. some of this stuff is so good it's impossible to understand. if pushed to describe the genre i'd call it, post-cyber malign.

check it out at this site: Alessandra Palmigiano, Seconda Natura

you get some free samples. if you don't like it don't blame me, i only translated it.


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