nick manho

"Hey Lady, there's no meat in this spaghetti, let's go to the park and eat a couple of innocent children."



check out the september issue of the Oldie (in the shops today) to see the truth behind the disneyland cuddly wild dog propaganda:





you'll find it in all branches of w h smith (you have to dig deep, though, it's usually buried behind the spectator) and i believe from this month you can also buy it at your local waitrose supermarket. it costs about the same as a cheap bottle of chilean red and if it has the same effect on your bowels as the wine you're quids in, you've saved the price of a bog roll.