Tuesday, February 08, 2005

 

when constabulary duty's to be done, to be done, a policeman's lot is not a happy one



trish from brighton's style pointers


BRIGHTON POLICE ARE COMING UP WITH SOME MORE BRIGHT IDEAS....

THIS CONSTABULARY WHERE THE ONLY FORCE IN ENGLAND TO WEAR WHITE HELMETS UP
UNTIL 1970



WHITE HELMET FOR DAY WEAR {KEEP YOUR HEAD COOL}AND MATCHING WHITE WHISTLE...

THE HELMET WAS KEPT WHITE WITH SHOE WHITENER, WHICH BLED DOWN YOUR UNIFORM
IF IT RAINED.THE "old boy trick" WAS TO USE PLASTIC EMULSION,WHICH CRACKED
IN THE HEAT!

THE BRIGHTON POLICE HAVE ALWAYS TAKEN UP GIMMICKY IDEAS.

THEY HAD ROLLER COPS IN 2002. THE POLICE WHO COULD SKATE, GOT TO WHIZZ UP
AND BACK ALONG THE PROMENADE ALL DAY DETERRING CRIMINAL ACTIVITIES.THEY WERE
SCUPPERED IF THEY HAD TO TAKE OFF THEIR ROLLERS...BLADES AND RUN ONTO THE
BEACH TO CATCH SOMEONE.

THEN THE POLICE TOOK UP MOUNTAIN BIKING ON THE JOB..YES GIVE THE POLICE
BIKES TO CATCH CRIMINALS.THE BIKES COULD ALSO BE USED AS A WEAPON TO HURL AT
THE REGULAR HOLD UP AT THE POST OFFICE.

HAVE NOT SEEN ANY ROLLER COPS OR BIKER BILLS LATELY..?

BUT RUMMOUR HAS IT THEY ARE GOING TO FOCUS ON THE HELMET AGAIN...

REMEMBER THE TRAFFIC POLICE IN NORTHUMBERLAND USED TO WEAR FLASHING HELMETS
IN 1964? AN ATTRACTIVE BLUE LIGHT ON TOP.....WELL BRIGHTON POLICE ARE
INVESTIGATING THE IDEA.



"THE BOBBY DAZZLER"
"THE BEAT OFFICER"
"THE BRIGHT BOB"

THE HAT WILL HAVE 3 COLOURS TO FLASH....

FAST RED FLASHING HYPNOTISES THE CRIMMINAL AND THE POLICE CAN WHIP ON THE
CUFFS.

BLUE STEADY HEART BEAT PACE....... WILL CALM AGGRAVATING SITUATIONS

YELLOW FLASHES EVERY 30 SECONDS...JUST PATROLING AND HANGING OUT...

INSPECTOR TRUSCOTT IS ALSO THINKING OF BRINGING BACK THE WHITE HELMET AGAIN
FOR THE SUMMER SEASON,WITH FLASHING LIGHTS...







THE FLUORESENT TABBARDS THEY WEAR CURRENTLY ARE TOO " DINNER LADY" AND THEY
WANT SOMETHING MORE... FUN AGAIN, AS THIS IS A PARTY CITY...


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