nick manho

trish from brighton's style pointers

WENT ON THE NO1 BUS THE OTHER DAY.



THE BRIGHTON AND HOVE BUS COMPANY HAVE NAMED EVERY BUS AFTER A BRIGHTON

CELEBRITY....I TRAVELED IN 'IDA LUPINO.'



...THEY REALLY SHOULD EXTEND THE

EXPERIENCE AND LET EVERYONE SMOKE LIKE SHE DID..

...AND PLAY THE FILM

SOUNDTRACKS IN THE BACKGROUND...

BIT OF TRAVEL ART INSTALLATION FOR THE...

BRIGHTON FESTIVAL..

..MAYBE I SHOULD HIRE THE 'BRIDE AND GROOM' BUS

USED FOR

MARRIAGES AND DO LOTS OF SCENES INSIDE THE BUS LIKE KITCHEN SINK DRAMAS

WITH A BUS FEEL...



SO THIS BUS HAD MORE OF AN 'H G WELLS' ' 'TIME MACHINE' EXPERIENCE RATHER

THAN AN 'IDA LUPINO'

THE OBESE GIRLS WITH A MOP OF STRAIGHTENED BLOND HAIR

GIANT SIZED T SHIRTS WITH IMAGES OF DAFFY WITHOUT THE DUCK AND

HOMER AS IN SIMPSON ARE TOTALLY SURREAL

THEY DON'T FEEL THE COLD SO NO

JACKETS FOR THOSE MORLOCKS.

THE BEST BIT IS THE HIPSTER JEANS WITH THE FLAB OF A MILLION DEAD MUTANTS

INSIDE THEM HANGING OVER THE WAISTBAND EDGES...

THOSE BABIES THEY PUSH IN THE PRAM ARE FOR EATING,,BLOODY BREEDING THEIR OWN

GRUB !

WELL MORLOCKS WERE CANNIBALS





THESE WOMEN TRAVELING ON THE NO1 FROM NEOLITHIC WHITEHAWK BUS.

HAVE ONE MISSION. TO GET TO THE SAFELY ENCLOSED SHOPPING MALL

HAVE THEIR NAILS DONE!

FALSE FRENCH MANICURED NAILS.....TALLONS..




THE BUS IS SEGREGATED NOW INSIDE..

ALL THE MORLOCKS STAND ON THE LEFT HANDSIDE WITH BUGGIES OF CLOTHES AND

CHILDREN...NO FOOD SHOPPING...

ALL THE PENSIONERS AND DISABLED ON RIGHT HAND SIDE SITTING.

THE FOREIGN STUDENTS AND SCHOOL KIDS TAKE ONE LOOK AT THE LOWER DECK AND GO

TO TOP DECK FOR SAFETY!





ME I RODE AT THE BACK OF THE BUS WHICH IS SLIGHTLY RAISED IN THE OBSERVERS

SECTION......THE GOTHS AND PLATFORMED PUNK PIERCE STUDDED MUTANTS

RIDE THE GANGWAYS.


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