Monday, March 28, 2005
magic moments
manho asked some top magicians how they rated that resurrection trick. here's what they said:

"The old resurrection trick? Ok, he does it well but let me tell you one thing, if he doesn't get the long cloak and the abba-dabba hand movements the kid's going nowhere in the profession."

"He's Jewish, so I don't want to knock the guy, know what I mean, but that resurrection schtick went out with Noah's Ark, if you'll forgive the pun. I'm just gonna say one word to the guy... spoons... get it?"

"The three day cross and cave trick? Yeah, he does it nice but let's see him walk through the Berlin Wall or hide a fucking jumbo jet down his pants before we start getting all excited, ok?"

"Cave, cross... cross, cave..."

"The boy's ok. He's a pro so I won't knock him but, oy veh, already, that nude torso just upsets the grannies. Take my advice, young 'un, get yourself a decent tux and a pack of cards."

"If I cud only ged outta dese friggin' chains..."

"The old resurrection trick? Ok, he does it well but let me tell you one thing, if he doesn't get the long cloak and the abba-dabba hand movements the kid's going nowhere in the profession."

"He's Jewish, so I don't want to knock the guy, know what I mean, but that resurrection schtick went out with Noah's Ark, if you'll forgive the pun. I'm just gonna say one word to the guy... spoons... get it?"

"The three day cross and cave trick? Yeah, he does it nice but let's see him walk through the Berlin Wall or hide a fucking jumbo jet down his pants before we start getting all excited, ok?"

"Cave, cross... cross, cave..."

"The boy's ok. He's a pro so I won't knock him but, oy veh, already, that nude torso just upsets the grannies. Take my advice, young 'un, get yourself a decent tux and a pack of cards."

"If I cud only ged outta dese friggin' chains..."
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I must be thick cause I finally get it...Nick has arrose from the dead...Nice trick Nick...Glad to see you back and in rare form...
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